EDDA - My ***** Is Made of Wood - Video

Lyrics:
My dildo is made of wood
My great grandpa made it a hundred years ago
handed it down to his son
now the fucking dildo is mine
I butter it up every friday night

[Chorus]
It's not just a dildo, it's a symbol of love
A passed down treasure from my family roots
I hold it close, and I cherish it a lot
My dildo is made of wood

[Verse]
In a quaint rustic cabin, Olaf stood,
In 1897's calm, in Sweden's land, endowed (shaped like his manhood)
With skills in carpentry, a master at his trade,
He carved for me, a wooden toy to be saved (a big dildo)

[Chorus]
It's not just a dildo, it's a symbol of love
A passed down treasure from my family roots
I hold it close, and I cherish it a lot
My dildo is made of wood

[Bridge]
Every friday eve, I close my eyes
A reminder of Olaf and the times
Buttering it gently
a calming sight,
With my Olaf's wooden toy
I enter the night

[Chorus]
It's not just a dildo, it's a symbol of love
A passed down treasure from my family roots
I hold it close, and I cherish it a lot
My dildo is made of wood
It's not just a dildo, it's a symbol of love
A passed down treasure from my family roots
I hold it close, and I cherish it a lot
My dildo is made of wood

EDDA, the lesser-known disco group from Sweden, was formed by four members - harmonica virtuoso Eloise Bergström, drummer Daniel Bergström, bassist Anna Kivelä, and keyboardist Derek Hylén.

EDDA pioneered disco in the 1970s but soon found themselves in a unique predicament soon after the success of their debut single, "My Dildo Is Made of Wood." While the song was a smashing hit, the band's penchant for innuendo and double entendres in their lyrics soon became a contentious issue for those in the music industry.

The catchphrase "My Dildo Is Made of Wood" quickly gained traction on the radio waves, and private gigs began to book EDDA for their irreverent style and saucy humor. But as they continued to captivate audiences, the message of their music began to attract negative attention.

EDDA's lyrics often held a bit of bite and sexuality that was considered provocative by some, and their performances at larger events and nightclubs were met with heavy criticism. As the sex-negative discourse began to mount, EDDA's popularity waned, and their small-scale gigs at bars and underground clubs became their only regular performances.

It's worth noting that the era in which EDDA flourished (roughly the mid-70s to early 80s) was characterized by a conservative moral atmosphere in Sweden, and the band's edgy and inappropriate content was not universally accepted.

EDDA shocked audiences with their boundary-pushing lyrics and innuendo-laden hit songs. Here are some of their most infamous and vulgar hits that continue to captivate fans today.

"Booty Booty-nine": The title of this track gives little away of the innuendo and sexual inferences that lie within. With lyrics like "I need your booty tonight, gotta get my weiner wet," it's no surprise that this song became a fan favorite.

"Come Cum Away": Even the title of this song is hard to resist, with EDDA taking a playful dig at the song's true intention with "Come Cum Away." Here, the lyrics are nothing short of suggestive, with lines like "My forever muff, I need a hug-a-lot."

"Sausage Sexy Suprise": EDDA took a playful and humorous approach to the subject of sex with this smash hit that punches in all the right places. The band's lyrics describe a sausage's journey from a hungry mouth to a satisfied bed, with lines like "I'm a savory sausage surprise, straight up my life."

"Where Fingers Touch": This upbeat and instrumental number showcases EDDA's wicked sense of humor and sexual innuendo. The song's title is no doubt a reference to the pleasure of finger-popping, with lines like "I'm finger-licking good and more!"

"Witchy Spell Me Sexy": In tribute to the supernatural world, EDDA added a Fairverking twist to this delicious track that promises a "wicked little spell." The lyrics are nothing short of suggestive, with lines like "My fury is counting down, gonna take you to bed tonight with a trembling leg."

The infamous and somewhat controversial nature of EDDA's songs has helped to cement their place in Swedish disco history and make them a cult classic among its fans.