GOFUNDME CHALLENGE 3 SUBMISSION - Video

Hydro: this is the casino huh?
Acid: Yeah, that robot host guy sent us here.
Hydro: heh.. so now what?
Acid: we get money. Duh.
Hydro: alright I got a list of things to do
Acid: is that fucking chatgpt
Hydro: no
Acid: yes
Hydro: no
Acid: no
Hydro: yes.. FUCK. OKAY FINE IT IS
Acid: okay I DONT GIVE A SHIT. what's the first thing
Hydro: gambling
Acid: touché

let's go gambling segment plays
Acid: so.. how much did we win?
Hydro: -2 + 2i dollars
Acid: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE????
Hydro: Quadratic Formula
Acid: Oh okay
Hydro: I dunno tho I guess WE have to pay the casino
Acid: what about the 2i? That's literally fucking imaginary
Hydro: just imagine you got two dollars
Acid: okay... now I'm imagining the robot guy, wait what the fuck, why is he pegging me I didn't want to imagine this
Hydro: okay anyway onto the next thing. Whore ourselves out
Acid: what
Hydro: wait I didn't write this there, this isn't my hand writing?
Acid: Wasn't me
Hydro: …

cuts to acid in a strip club pole dancing while hydro watches
Acid: Wow this gambling thing really works! I love betting on these guys.
Hydro: It's called getting tips.
Acid: Wow, America sure is great! eagle screech x2
Hydro: Yeah yeah have fun seducing the guys you think are rich.
Cum drop: ...
Hydro: Who is that.
Acid: OMG IS THAT ONE OF THE BIGGEST CORN ARTISTS CUM DROP
Cum drop: Yes it is me. I run this fine establishment and I'm afraid you two will have to get out. You are stealing profits from my girls
Acid: Ahem.
Cum drop: And boys who I value sincerely so you shall now leave.
Hydro: Yeah lets leave
Acid: Ill fu-
Cum drop: No.
Acid: Okay...
they leave

Acid: Okay three more things on the list right? Whats the third thing?
Hydronium: Avoiding paying off my debts to the mafia via a wager where I end up profiting
Acid: Interesting
Hydronium: Yep lets go into the employee's only room
cut to them in front of a bunch of people
Acid: If we win this round of russian roulette Hydronium doesn't pay his debts and you pay us, but if you win then... you know
Degree: Heh deal...
3... 2... 1... degree shoots himself but its a blank
Degree: Your turn he loads it with a full barrel behind his back
Acid: Alright.
3... 2... 1.. acid shoots 5 shots but he's alive because he melted the bullets cus hes acid
Acid: Your turn...
Degree: o.. okay.. he tries shooting acidy but fails
Hydronium: HEY HE CHEATED WE SHOULD WIN!
Degree: he and everyone else pulls out guns I don't think so.
Hydronium: Shit RUN!!!
Hydronium and Acidy start running and acidy takes the cash while they are

Acid: So what’s the fourth thing?
Hydronium: Scratch Ticket
*hydro pulls one out and they start to scratch off numbers*
Acid: 6…
Acid: 9….
Acid: 4…
Acid: 2…
Acid 0… C’mon one more digit
Hydro: 9…
Acid: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WE’RE ONE DIGIT OFF???
Hydro: Yeah I guess.
Acid: Wait. the background is white so. What if we just.
Acid proceed to put white out on the ticket and change the number to the correct one which is 8
Acid: Okay let’s go redeem it!
Hydro: Yeah!
Worker: Sir this is 3 years old.
Acid: oh

Acid: Sigh. None of this is working. At Least we have one thing left. Whats the fifth thing?
Hydronium: Gambling. Again but this time we cheat.
Acid: LETS GOO
*i cant stop winning segment plays*
Acid: Wow we actually got all the money *notices something* wait whats that
Hydronium: Whats what?
Acid: That logo…
Hydronium: The casino log- OH
Acid: Is that…
Hydronium: Hydrogen Peroxide
Acid looks back at their winnigns
Acid: GET THAT AWAY FROM ME THATS DIRTY MONEY
Hydronium: I…
Acid: I SAID
Hydronium: Okay okay ill just go give it to the host
Aicd is left alone
???: Come here
Acid: What?
???: Come
Acid Okay…

Acid walks into thr strange room and sees him
Hydrogen Peroxide: Hello. H₂SO₄.
Acid: You..
Hydrogen Peroxide: Yes its me h2o2. Hydrogen Peroxide. I go by many names. But you can simply call me. Peros Perish, or Mr.Perish
Acid: I DON”T NEED YOU OR YOUR MONEY
Peros: Oh but you do.
Acid: No. I won't.
Peros: But you will. What about poor pykrete.
Acid: Ill get the money myself.
Peros: How. You dont have a college degree. Your broke living in an apartment paycheck to paycheck. And after all that you’ll just come CRAWLING BACK TO ME.
Acid: No, No i wont
Peros: Yuh uh. You will. Because your pathetic. AND YOU BELONG TO ME
Acid: I WONT GO BACK TO YOU
Peros: Ill give you everything youve ever wanted
Acid: NEVER
Peros: Oh well. Maybe a PERFORMANCE WILL CONVINCE YOU
*he gets on stage and insert the song*

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