Written by me
Made with SUNO
Lore is I drank a crappy water flavor packet so bad it was so bad i hate it it's horrible
[Instrumental Opening]
[Verse 1]
I've never tasted something so bad
It tastes like ass and makes me sad
It's warm and sticky, and smelly too
Shares its consistency with that of glue…
I hate it, I hate it, I really do
Why god, why god, is it true…
Even after cleaning I still taste
The horrid waste of its residue…
Ocean water, what type of flavor
Is so trash, it lacks even God's favor…
Believe in Christ, all you like
But for this taste, there is no savior…
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Chorus]
Fuck ocean water
Total ocean slaughter
Fuck ocean’s daughter
That'll make her hotter
Total ocean death
T O D…
Stay away from me
Or pay the fucking fee…
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 2]
You'd think that some flavor
Would try to be tasty…
You'd think ocean water
Would be a little zesty…
But there's no character
Or hint of an attempt
To make this water
Make any kind of sense…
I feel like I'm crazy
I'm losing my mind
What kind of a demon
Is so inclined…?
I get that they're evil
But this is another level
No one would do this
No, not even the Devil…
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Chorus]
Fuck ocean water
Total ocean slaughter
Fuck ocean’s daughter
That'll make her hotter
Total ocean death
T O D…
Stay away from me
Or pay the fucking fee…
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 3]
Someone once said…
“It tastes like whale cum”
To which I replied
“You're goddamn right”
But I proceeded to add on
And express my truth…
It tastes like feces
With piss on top
It tastes like sweat
From my hairy ass
It tastes like wax
From inside your ear
All mixed into a cocktail
Ready to serve…
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Outro]
Listen to me
You need to believe
Whatever you do
Stay away…
You might be swayed
By the unknown
Chasing lights
Thinking U...FOs…
It's not worth it
Nothing is
Do yourself a favor
Don't drink ocean water…
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Chorus]
Fuck ocean water
Total ocean slaughter
Fuck ocean’s daughter
That'll make her hotter
Total ocean death
T O D…
Stay away from me
Or pay the fucking fee…
[Instrumental Fade Out]
Made with SUNO
Lore is I drank a crappy water flavor packet so bad it was so bad i hate it it's horrible
[Instrumental Opening]
[Verse 1]
I've never tasted something so bad
It tastes like ass and makes me sad
It's warm and sticky, and smelly too
Shares its consistency with that of glue…
I hate it, I hate it, I really do
Why god, why god, is it true…
Even after cleaning I still taste
The horrid waste of its residue…
Ocean water, what type of flavor
Is so trash, it lacks even God's favor…
Believe in Christ, all you like
But for this taste, there is no savior…
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Chorus]
Fuck ocean water
Total ocean slaughter
Fuck ocean’s daughter
That'll make her hotter
Total ocean death
T O D…
Stay away from me
Or pay the fucking fee…
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 2]
You'd think that some flavor
Would try to be tasty…
You'd think ocean water
Would be a little zesty…
But there's no character
Or hint of an attempt
To make this water
Make any kind of sense…
I feel like I'm crazy
I'm losing my mind
What kind of a demon
Is so inclined…?
I get that they're evil
But this is another level
No one would do this
No, not even the Devil…
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Chorus]
Fuck ocean water
Total ocean slaughter
Fuck ocean’s daughter
That'll make her hotter
Total ocean death
T O D…
Stay away from me
Or pay the fucking fee…
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 3]
Someone once said…
“It tastes like whale cum”
To which I replied
“You're goddamn right”
But I proceeded to add on
And express my truth…
It tastes like feces
With piss on top
It tastes like sweat
From my hairy ass
It tastes like wax
From inside your ear
All mixed into a cocktail
Ready to serve…
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Outro]
Listen to me
You need to believe
Whatever you do
Stay away…
You might be swayed
By the unknown
Chasing lights
Thinking U...FOs…
It's not worth it
Nothing is
Do yourself a favor
Don't drink ocean water…
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Chorus]
Fuck ocean water
Total ocean slaughter
Fuck ocean’s daughter
That'll make her hotter
Total ocean death
T O D…
Stay away from me
Or pay the fucking fee…
[Instrumental Fade Out]
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