Older Friend Cuddles You to Sleep ???????? [Spooning] [Whispers & Comfort] [Sleep Aid] | ASMR Boyfri - Video

You’re having a sleepover with your older friend, but you can’t fall asleep.
He notices, pulls you close, and whispers softly until you finally drift off... ????
This soft, protective boyfriend ASMR is perfect for when you’re feeling anxious, touch-starved, or just need comfort.


Hola.
What's up!
How r ya :)
Guys, I was up quite late this Friday night so I could binge and snack like a proper fatty. So here's the itenerary ok. I had Doritos, popcorn, these really cool white choco biscuits and reece's (aka the best choco in the world). Unfortunately, no strawberry cheesecake ice cream because the prices on those bad boys have skyrocketed so much due to inflation that I have to get a lender of last resort loan from the freaking bank of england to afford that ice cream. Anyway, I walked like 15k steps that day and hadn't eaten a single thing and got excited shopping. Again, fatty.
So I'm up till like 5 watching a show, then I tonk out. I wanted to stay up even longer because fk it, I could and I would, but uno when ur sooo tired that ur just on the cust of sleeping and staying awake, so u fade in and out of consciousness? I'd reached that level and eventually the sleep got to me.
Upsetting stuff, I know.
How could I be such a weak soldier of overnight binging?
Okay, my weak binging aside I was sleep and actually snoring too (somehow I vaguely remember my ugly snores).
I'll get into how unattractive snoring is another time.
The point of all of this was that I had blacked out.
Then not too long later, I felt something funny on my nose.
Something a bit wet. A bit hairy. A bit smelly.
I woke up thinking dafuq.

(edit: wait wait wait wait wait, that sounds so inappropriate, i didn't even mean it that way but the fact that I unironically said that without even realising what I was saying.... smh im keeping it there because it's equally funny as embarrassing. ok, back to the story)

and then there was my cat, the bitch. Ngl fam, she fkn hates me. Doesn't cuddle no more. Doesn't affection no more. Doesn't even acknowledge my existence. Do uno how upsetting it is as a man calling after ur cat and she str8 up ignores u? Like she just turns her head away prolly thinking in her head "ah ffs this mf again". And I know this cause she'll respond, or atleast look at anyone else calling her name, just not me specifically.

Anyway, so this mf brought a DEAD MOUSE TO MY FACE AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
Fkn gross dude.
Idky it took me so long to get to that point. Now ik fr this prick of a cat really hates me cause she dropped the dead thing ON MY FACE. The audacity. She's my biggest h8r omds.

I showered so many times but I can't get rid of the smell from my nose, and now she's become my opp.


I really wanna get a new cat now, but I'm not allowed. I can't wait till I move out to my new apartment, the first thing I'm gna do is get a cuddly, affectionate cat because seriously that is such a need in my life.


Hope you enjoy the audio tough, take care!
Peace and Love :))) (showing my triple chin with that emoji after all the snacking I did)