Our adventure riding complaints department is open!︱Cross Training Adventure - Video

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http://crosstrainingenduro.com http://tractionerag.com Do you have a complaint about our adventure riding channel? We are the biggest motorbike video group on the planet, but we still love hearing your complaints. The merger of Traction eRag and Cross Training Enduro has created one of the largest evil empires in existence. We have offices in Australia, Canada, Africa, Malaysia... and across the world. Welcome to Cross Training Adventure, we are into all things dual sport and adventure on the east coast of Australia... with occasional detours to places like Vietnam, Cambodia, Romania and Canada. This is one of our three channels, there's also a Cross Training Trials channel, and a Cross Training Enduro channel. And our adventure riding executives are currently being forced into political correctness training. And we've done a 10 part series on how to unleash the mighty beast that lurks within. We have prepared a short training vid on how to manage any hurt feelings caused by watching our videos. Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot. Welcome to our adventure riding complaints department. Just take a number and step into our concrete bunker... I mean waiting room. Next? Unfortunately most riders are soft whining nancy boys. We reckon it's 80% the rider and 20% the bike. So the Cross Training Adventure focus is just get out there and have fun on two wheels. Instead of obsessing over the latest blinged out Beemer, which tyres to fit or spending a fortune on your suspension or billet alloy gas cap. So most of our adventure ridingvids will feature the much loved bush pig, the Suzuki DR650. Fill in our hurt feelings report. Be sure to include your type of whining. The date your feelings were hurt. The person who hurt your pansy ass feelings. And which ear the hurtful words were spoken into. Cross Training Adventure actively avoids sponsorship. We like doing seriously critical reviews. Manufacturers make some really bad mistakes. and there is a lot of dodgy crap being sold out there. Instead of glowing dual sport reviews for kickbacks or free product, we will try to keep the buggers honest. So subscribe. Or don't subscribe to our Cross Training Adventure riding channel. And remember we take your hurt feelings seriously. Let us know if you need a hug, or at least a tissue. Blankets, pacifiers and a warm bottle of milk can be supplied on request. And finally, Traction eRag's adventure riding head of security, Chuck Harder, is available to provide counselling for your hurt feelings. What else? The main thing is get out and ride while you can with dual sport riding or Adventure riding in Australia, Canada, Vietnam, Romania and beyond! So check out Cross Training Adventure. Good news! If English is not your first language, all our videos now have subtitles. These are automatic translations so they are not always accurate. Here are some examples. I am actually interested in constructive criticism. It's all very interesting stuff, trying to find the middle ground between political correctness gone mad, and genuinely offending some viewers. So yes, I am always interested in constructive criticism. Just don't be a dickhead. Comments like "Your channel sucks!" simply aren't that useful. If anyone is offended by oversize genitalia, please fast forward over this segment. How did this happen? I've been trying one of the dodgy products I sell. For example, I had a few complaints about the old Wang Chang ads. It was interesting because the complaints always came from university educated white males who said it was politically incorrect. My response? I always try to be equally offensive with ironic stereotypes. Especially Australians and Canadians. However, recently some Asian viewers did contact me and we had some interesting discussions about whether that sort of video could be offensive or not. I was impressed with the discussions, so stopped running those ads.

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