The Legs 800 Club - Video

Lyrics:

Hey you, why you got that frown

Don't worry

Yeah the club may well be shutting down

But I have a message for the Gents

Its time for my final two pence

See these girls around you

I mean let's start with her, that one over there

Something's gone very wrong I'm sure, she's looking particularly queer,

It's so obvious, everyone knows

these bitches are just a bunch of fucking Tranny ho's

Look at their split and crumpled skidmarked pantyhose

They love sex so much that

The spirit of the club will just go and go and go

They simply cannot say no

Thats why it's true when I say that legs will never close

Girls Tonight when your leaving

Remember to take all your clothes

Or Frankie he's takin' them home

He don't have the room and his partner will moan

But where will all those T V's go

all fucking off to she world so desperate to get their freak on, They couldn't even fucking mourn us for one freakin' week oh.

So it's goodbye from us tonight at the 800 club!

At first we were bored, now we've just had enough

So we're locking it up and we're fucking right off

We're taking a break, gonna be far from here

coz I don't wanna see another fucking tranny for a good couple of years

But trust us when we say

Gents you need have no fear

coz' if you go on Grindr

You'll find The sluts will still appear

It even has a distance viewer

So you won't have to travel to far

And if you can't accommodate

Lie and say you can

Then just Fuck em' in the back of your car

But if you live at home with your parents

Then it seems Tonight's your last Hoo-rah

Yes gents it's sad we're closing

But we're thankful and that's why we chose it

Tonight's our final night

we're staying up late

But still cant wait to close it

Just be careful when you go upstairs

they're all too eager and they'll give it away

I'd get an S T D check really soon

Just to make sure that you're okay

Better still I'd wrap up when you play

Coz in that dark room well I must say

The things that they must all share away

On the floor in one of the corners there there's even a Chlamydia stain

But the girls got their own spots in there

So you know who it is

And you know who it's not

Unless tonight you're new in the dark room in which case

I'm afraid kid you're fucked!

Yes It's the Legs 800 Club!

A legendary venue as of tomorrow

Try not to catch the clap tonight

You'll avoid a life of sorrow

If your upset and need some tissues

Go take some downstairs with no issue

But I'd be lying if I said that yes we'd miss you

Yes tonight when we shut the doors then there is no club anymore

We're now out of a job so please stick your tips for us in the biscuit tin we've left out down on the bar

once more Thank you

It's been so much fun

When we started way back then

Some of us even still looked a bit young

Finally out of this building

been in here so long we can only smell cum

So enjoy your last night with us ever

Tonight......

Here.........

At the legs 8 hundred Club!!!

Yeah!